December 06, 2005

What I Need

I don't normally post this kind of stuff on my blog...because I think a lot of people do it and it gets boring...but I saw this on Jazz's site and it was cracking me up.

Google your name + needs, (__________ needs) and list the top ten...
So here goes:

1. Julie needs cards for hospital visit for transplant.
2. Julie needs your help!
3. Julie needs data protection.
4. Julie needs to work on her parenting.
5. Julie needs complete access in the hallway, so rugs, console tables and plants are out of the question.
6. Julie needs to go for cotton styles with a bit of structure rather than anything too flimsy like chiffon, which clings.
7. Julie needs to show off her womanly frame.
8. Julie needs to get paint.
9. Julie needs one more qualification to complete her AKC Junior Hunter Title.
10. Julie needs a caring, nurturing placement with consistent boundaries.

Do you think this is funny? Or not so much?


Blogger Jazz said...

I love that. Each time I see one of those things it makes me wonder who these people on the internet are...

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Rita said...

That is hilarious!! Since I'm at work, my #10 is entirely appropriate -- Rita needs to get busy!! Thanks for the laugh.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Mine was pretty funny:
Carolyn needs good food, good shelter...
Carolyn needs a rock boy (?)
Carolyn needs to take care of him a little more in the bedroom...
That's all there was for my name, which I guess was a good thing because of the direction it was heading in... haha!

Hey, I see you are from Michigan, me too! (Clinton Township... eastside Detroit suburb)

10:51 PM  
Blogger Swan said...

Did you do this as a phrase or as just the two words and then just wrote whatever came after "needs"?

If it's the first, I guess I don't need anything, because there are no results on Google...

4:54 PM  
Blogger lindall said...

the web is an amazing place, is it not? this was fun!

7:04 PM  
Blogger Valerie said...

LOL...Ok I quit when I got to

"Valerie needs a beauty make-over"

How dare they!!!!

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny-- My name is Julie and I just put "julie needs" into a google search to see what I need. And I found my list already done by you!

5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From another Julie-Recently a two friends were in a bad accident and we were not sure if 1 would make it, and the other was arrested for DUI. We did a Google/Needs search and immedietley knew he would make it. It said Mxxxs needs love, therapy and support, he can now walk and is continuing therapy much to everyones surprise! The other read Bxxxx needs a lawyer, maoney and to get a new lawyer. I am a Google Believer!!

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i, too, am a julie, and this was the first site to pop up when i did a julie+needs! cool. good job, julie!

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Julie said...

I am also a Julie and it made my myspace bulletin easier to answer to cut and paste. COOL JOB !!!!!I LOVE IT!!!

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie here copying this for my blog.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha! Your site has become an internet phenomenon for girls named Julie playing the "Julie needs" game. -another Julie

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Julie's around the world unite! Lmao. I'm just another one who did the google search.

Well done, Jules. Well done.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another JULIE great! ;)

10:42 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

'Tis yet another Julie doing the Google thing...from Tucson...and got your list as second on MY list of "Julie needs..." so this was fun! Hey to all the other Julie women out there...what a fab name, eh?

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You beat us to it!! lol I'm another Julie..

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie joins the Julie's!

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. I was just looking at a friend's myspace bulletin (yes, the google search one) and finally decided to try it! Your Julie needs list was hilarious as well as all the anonymous comments from Julie's around the world! Funny how this site makes me love my name so much more! -Julie

2:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's a lot of Julie's, like the others I searched and your web site was at the top of my list.

Thanks for doing the work for us Julie.

Take care and I wish you well in 2008.

Julie - Phoenix Az

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How funny... I'm also a Julie, from Texas... saw the myspace bulletin and thought I'd try it out. LOL. :-)

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well what can I say, i wasent gonna do it but, yea, another Julie. this is pretty funny

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tee hee, I'm another Julie. =)

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie!!

2:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Julie from Wyoming! Love it!

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! Julie from Alberta, Canada

7:43 PM  
Blogger Julie Aldrich said...

Julie from Iowa! ;o)

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie... Nice work :)

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well girls, you are never gonna guess what my name is....and yes I need the same as you all, "JULIES" everywhere Rule...

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie, looking for what I need. Folsom, California!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

hahahah! another Julie here from the philippines!!! (^_~)v

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMJ! I'm a Julie too this is cool it's weird how it pin points my needs. Dallas, Texas

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another Julie here!
This one's from Canada.

Gotta love that Google Needs thing. :P

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Julies, I'm another's looking like world domination for us!!
Julie UK

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Julianne said...

Julianne(formerly Julie Anne)from the Valley in Southern California:OMG!! I love seeing all these Julie's here. It's 2009 and I Googled Julie needs a job and there is this site. Rock on, Ladies.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi.. I'm another Julie checking in that also found this during my Google search!

All these numerous Julies should form a group of awesome women, because you know that's what we are! ;)

By the way, thanks for the great list, Jules.. it helped me take a great shortcut!

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Julie said...

It takes a Julie to know a Julie! :)

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie!

I love all you Julies!

1:35 AM  
Blogger JP said...

Guess what, I'm a Julie that just heard about this for the first time today, Feb. 23rd...2009!!! and you're still first in line on my google list!

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Julie here in Missouri!

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love my (ok, our) name! Julies unite ;) Thanks Jules for the help! You were tops on my search.. Julie in Salt Lake City, Utah

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, sounds like I'm the furtherest Julie away from you lot - Wellington, New Zealand!! Julie rocks as a name

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well guess what...ANOTHER Julie here...I didn't realize how many of us there were..thanks for the laughs!!

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm also a Julie, and also from Tucson, though currently living in Virginia...nice list!

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Julie from Texas!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi well yeh i just typed in julie needs,thanks i see its already done lol and even more bizarre on the right it says check out savannah freaky we bought a puppy 3 days ago its name is u guessed it savannah ! pretty name that nice to meet u julie ,me julie too!!!!

5:40 PM  
Blogger TheIcePixy said...

I feel like we're spamming you, but yours was the first result for me too (yes, I am a Julie) However, I actually skipped over that and came up with a different list of needs.

But then my curiosity got the best of me and so I came and read this to see if your needs were different. I'm almost scared to post my list on my blog now, but I guess being spammed by women with the fabulous name of Julie would be okay. :}

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think NZ is farther, but I'm a Julie in Taiwan originally from PA. Only those of us with a truly "youthful spirit" would get so excited about this Julie-mania! :P

10:20 AM  
Blogger Julie Wisconsin said...

I too am a Julie. It is a wonderful name. I am named after my great grandmother. Thanks for putting your list on your journal.
I like your list way better than the other 9 that came up on my list.
What a wonderful group of women all named Julie

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another julie, this has saved me time lol, from london england

9:33 PM  
Blogger Jules said...

Hi!! Julie, from Airlie Beach, Australia here. I was also playing the "Julie Needs" game and this came up first. Funny!! :)

9:06 PM  
Blogger Julie Kortidis said...

Maybe we should set up a social network for Julies, I so rarely meet besides myself! But, Julie needs got me connected.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Julie Kortidis said...

Maybe we should set up a social networking site for Julies, its so rare I meet any besides myself.

The Julie Needs got me though!

3:22 PM  
Blogger julz said...

Yep same same, Just another Julie, with emphasis on the ju as in two sound from the Waikato New Zealand. 11 april 09. Gotta love the name... Ju Julz Jooles Jewel Joile have been called them all but rarely by JUlie haha alias Julz

9:32 AM  
Blogger julz said...

Julie-Anne here who... yep you guessed it, heard today bout googleing julie needs and hey presto, first on list etc... im from the waikato in New Zealand. 11/april/09 gotta love the name Ju Julz Jewel Jooles Julie Joile I get them all. NICE

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just another julie, haning with the julies... we are so awesome.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ack. we are awesome, except for my typing abilities. "hanging" not "haning".

4:16 PM  
Blogger Lexi Warner said...

here's YET another JULIE comment, i only used a couple of urs... :)

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Julie, of course! said...

Another TUCSON JULIE - what fun to find all the other Julie's out there!!! :-)

5:45 PM  

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